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涂鸦弟弟生日,特撰此文,藏于生日蛋糕之下,蛋糕尽,此文出,满座皆惊,尤画线MM朗诵完毕. 
全文如下:
诸位同学,我是耶稣: 
我以上帝的身份证明,今天过生日的这个男同学是个无耻之徒。 
他可能会辩解说自己的生日是元旦那天,但那并不妨碍他今天成为 
一个无耻之徒和元旦那天继续无耻。 
俗话说,人无完人,无耻之徒也并不完全无耻。 
让我们在这个无耻之徒诞生的日子以缅怀的姿态回忆一下他为 
我们大家所做出的贡献吧。 
他某些方面还是值得表扬的,例如吃苦耐劳,例如还比较有人情 
味,例如比较富与爱心,例如看毛片从不会被人发觉,以及坚决不看 
欧美毛片等等。例如外出私会女网友,例如出入某些色情场合,为了 
不污染我们大家的心灵,涂鸦同志本着流氓只我一个,色狼只我一人, 
宁可天下人嫖我,我绝不嫖天下人的伟大情操在默默而认真的支持我 
国的色情事业。 
并且以只看盗版的方式有力的打击了日本的AV产业,展现了一个 
中国人应该具备的伟大民族情操。 
接下来,让我们为他以不惜自己一身污点,而对应我们一身清白 
的自我牺牲行为鼓掌鼓励。 
涂鸦同志还对小牛同志的堕落腐化起到积极作用,使小牛同志迅 
速在流氓界成长了起来。 
假如大家对流氓和色狼的概念比较抽象,现在可以参考小牛同志 
和涂鸦同志的笑容,前者为豪爽的色狼,后者为腼腆的流氓。 
接下来,请朗诵者喝口水,让我们高唱祝色狼生日快乐吧。
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